tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4038208200300862494.post5603822597060245403..comments2015-08-14T17:12:04.902-06:00Comments on Welcome to StabbyMart: Observations: - Pt.2: And I'm A Fucking Po-dunk?The Managementhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17942886978085965712noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4038208200300862494.post-21414867835484732702010-01-28T13:50:30.833-06:002010-01-28T13:50:30.833-06:00I now want to hug my Cub and explain in the calmes...I now want to hug my Cub and explain in the calmest of tones that we will never ever go to see the fucking mouse. Bwahaaaa.....Amethyst Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16159326900619791980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4038208200300862494.post-73829018986559904222010-01-28T11:22:31.507-06:002010-01-28T11:22:31.507-06:00My fiance and I were at Epcot this past October fo...My fiance and I were at Epcot this past October for the Food and Wine Festival, which was excellent. We were walking over the bridge into "France" when the man in front of us spun around, grabbed the arm of his 4 year old daughter, and yelled, "Daddy can drink!".<br /><br />New favorite phrase EVER.BlakeTrainsDogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13265083384451280962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4038208200300862494.post-79095527832375682352010-01-27T19:31:00.556-06:002010-01-27T19:31:00.556-06:00Buddy, do us all a favour and pull an impromptu Ri...Buddy, do us all a favour and pull an impromptu Rick Mercer 'Talking to Americans'. Make sure you tape everything, especially the ending, which I predict will look a lot the the final scene of <b>Natural Born Killers</b><br /><br />Pretty please?Xtremehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10895343666267441096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4038208200300862494.post-14384808091043092302010-01-27T08:45:54.245-06:002010-01-27T08:45:54.245-06:00I will agree that you can definitely overhear some...I will agree that you can definitely overhear some of the most ridiculous and head-shake inducing conversations from Americans.<br /><br />I didn't think morbidly obese people were indigenous to America, but with all the fast food options we have here, it may be true.<br /><br />I asked my kids two years ago if they would like to go to Disney for family vacation and they looked at me as though I'd sprouted another head and asked "why the hell would we want to do that?". Thereby, sparing me the experience.<br /><br />I will now go hug them in abject grattitude.<br /><br />♥SpotSpothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12761441168024967277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4038208200300862494.post-52321408749675856472010-01-27T07:08:30.908-06:002010-01-27T07:08:30.908-06:00Holy fuck, D ... I will forever be indebted to you...Holy fuck, D ... I will forever be indebted to you for your 'no holds barred' approach to reviewing the Magic Kingdom and surrounding 'attractions'. <br /><br />All I can say is this: I'm prouder today than yesterday that I was hatched North of the border ... <br /><br />Can't wait for part 3.Danica-Dragonflyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13211849231665337448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4038208200300862494.post-35608154725152915652010-01-27T07:05:30.705-06:002010-01-27T07:05:30.705-06:00Aah the joys of Orlando. Its disconcerting at firs...Aah the joys of Orlando. Its disconcerting at first that they are that effusively happy and that the whole place has no conept of irony... Be it people being outrageously happy when you buy something insanely touristy or that all the kids have somehow been trained to want to meet giant versions of things. (When people walk in to my house they are greeted with a picture of me and giant chuckie from the rugrats). <br /><br />Seaworld is awesome, they only had the Atlantis roller coaster/log flume when I was there though. Shamu may be a dick but when his show lasts the full time its good. And he soaks you which is good when that whole area of America is a Swedish sauna. Actually the whole getting wet thing is why the water parks are so good. 13 year old me just chats to 15 year old Hawaiians while in a queue then cools off on the ride. <br /><br />Still I thought the largesse (and because of that the scooters) was because of the buffets. Im still not sure why the American Gladiators place had a breakfast buffet especially one with doughnuts. Surely big roided up guys and gals dont eat doughnuts for their morning meal.Everyone's Favourite Nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00571617891709420102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4038208200300862494.post-42309827097347102752010-01-27T00:34:55.845-06:002010-01-27T00:34:55.845-06:00We don't have nearly as many fat people down h...We don't have nearly as many fat people down here in Miami. You might think its because it's a superficial cesspool of shallowness, greed, and drug abuse but really its because when you get sand in those scooter dealies they break down and leave their riders to burn to a crisp in the harsh sun like albino beached whales while all the model wannabes cast disgusted glances their way between lines of coke. <br /><br />Awesome Cuban food though.Genevieve Burgesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10579522602118671819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4038208200300862494.post-1123209606344327602010-01-27T00:34:09.596-06:002010-01-27T00:34:09.596-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.Genevieve Burgesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10579522602118671819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4038208200300862494.post-562421895232063712010-01-26T22:22:26.189-06:002010-01-26T22:22:26.189-06:00Every word you speak is truth.
I think that was m...Every word you speak is truth.<br /><br />I think that was my Dad driving you.Cindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17814909378338607832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4038208200300862494.post-56264916638010899252010-01-26T20:37:04.250-06:002010-01-26T20:37:04.250-06:00Good Godtopus but you write well! Thanks for shari...Good Godtopus but you write well! Thanks for sharing your adventures and making me laugh until I piss my britches. <br /><br />I kinda liked the Disney experience but I was there with my girlfriend and, as adults on our own, we had a pretty good time.<br />EXCEPT... for security.<br />I beleve that they clone 5', 10" men, built like cigarette machines, who dress in black t-shirts, black shoes and black pants. Much like the secret service, they are absolutely invisible until a rule is, or is even in danger of being violated, at which point they instantly appear behind and/or beside you (some work alone and some in pairs, I guess) and let uou know in very mannered yet threatening tones that you have or soon will be fucking up. On my first day, we walked through the castle and towards Main Street with me having a leisurly cigarette. Smoking was allowed, no problemo... what was NOT allowed was my dropping said cigarette to the ground (a bad habit, yes and one I no longer practice). In a split second one of the clones was right next to me saying, very sternly but in a low voice: "We don't litter the Magic Kingdom, sir".<br />As he had my arm in a damned death grip, I was pretty sure my duty was to pick up the offending and either put it in my pocket or eat it... and I wasn't entirely sure he'd let me choose which option.<br />I had two other encounters with these storm troopers - whom I immediately christened "Disnazis" - over the next five days and, yeah, it stole some of the magic from the ol' kingdom.Spenderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15058731351393554627noreply@blogger.com