Wednesday, October 14, 2009


It's official! Cannonball Read 2: What ya Gonna Do When Stabbymania Runs Wild on You, kicks off November 1st, 2009. This time, I'm in cause I have a bloggy thing that nobody reads. I have to read fifty-two books in a year and write reviews for all of them. I'm not going to lie, it's going to be a challenge, with the kids and the work and the home improvements that I need to finish before I'm dead. But, I'm sure I'll make it with the help of amphetamines and rectal thermometry.

Check back if you want to read the reviews. I warn you though, I'm not about to pull punches. If I think the book reeks of a three-day-old poopy diaper, I'm going to say it. Mind you, that smell may actually be a three-day-old poopy diaper, but that's not the point. The point is that it's for a good cause and it's a competition wherein I can prove my lack of reading diversity and my weak-ass writing. It doesn't matter, I'm going to win. Why? Because I've got a store with an arsenal. Let the cutting begin, bitches.


  1. Team Spendercorp will not only win Cannonball Read II but will take the trophy, pawn it and use the funds to mount a hostile takeover of Stabbymart... or, at the very least, buy enough beer to try and mount the proprietor.
    Game on, sir. I said, Game ON!

  2. Uhh ... does it count if I read 52 blogs per year?? I comment ...kind of a review.

    No? Okay - I got nuthin'