Thursday, November 19, 2009

I will Haunt Your Dreams

WARNING, If you suffer from any of the following, you should not read the rest of this post: heart condition, pregnancy, hammer toe, H1N1, breathing, Colorectalcraniumism, muffintop, near-sightedness, far-sightededness, natural penis enhancement, IBS, schizophrenia, double jointedness, sleep apnea, hearing, sexual arousal, incontinence, douchebaggery or life; you should not read the rest of this post.

Every year at Pajiba, Dustin turns the keys over to the penisless inmates to run the show for a day in November. This day is known as Paheeba day and is in honour of a dear friend that we lost after she waged a courageous battle with Leukemia last year. One Miss AlabamaPink. A group of highly dedicated, highly talented, highly sessified Pajibettes put together one of the greatest days ever and they deserve unending acccolades for rocking faces and stealing nutsacks. It is a veritable orgy of estrogen and is absolutely fucking face humpingly awesome. So, of course I saw fit to ruin it.

You see, this year the 'ettes decided to do some movie posters wherein they would photoshop their own images onto some well known original posters. One Pajibette known as Replica, did a shit load of work on the posters did an  fabulous job. What everybody didn't know was that Rep and I were cooking up something special to end the night off right.


Sleep tight motherfuckers.

StabbyMart: Haunting Your Dreams And Making You Feel Funny In The Pants.


  1. Eyvi showed me this today ... rowrr

    Geep must be gobsmacked.

    That's sum mighty fine frontal nudity there ... not full ... but still fine :))

    I do love happy pants

  2. i got smacked by my very own gob! thanks admin!

  3. This makes my funny parts feel funny.

  4. heh heh heh! It's very subversive of you. And sessy.

  5. Wow. I can honestly say that's a side (or front) of you I've never seen. And cannot unsee...


  6. My stupid Google Reader stopped updating Pajiba about three days ago so I completely missed Paheeba Day. Now I have to go back and vicariously life through all y'all's comments. And now I know what part will give me the nightmares. Love the nice sheen you got goin' on there.

  7. Your poster is glorious. So is your torso.