I will Haunt Your Dreams

WARNING, If you suffer from any of the following, you should not read the rest of this post: heart condition, pregnancy, hammer toe, H1N1, breathing, Colorectalcraniumism, muffintop, near-sightedness, far-sightededness, natural penis enhancement, IBS, schizophrenia, double jointedness, sleep apnea, hearing, sexual arousal, incontinence, douchebaggery or life; you should not read the rest of this post.


Every year at Pajiba, Dustin turns the keys over to the penisless inmates to run the show for a day in November. This day is known as Paheeba day and is in honour of a dear friend that we lost after she waged a courageous battle with Leukemia last year. One Miss AlabamaPink. A group of highly dedicated, highly talented, highly sessified Pajibettes put together one of the greatest days ever and they deserve unending acccolades for rocking faces and stealing nutsacks. It is a veritable orgy of estrogen and is absolutely fucking face humpingly awesome. So, of course I saw fit to ruin it.

You see, this year the 'ettes decided to do some movie posters wherein they would photoshop their own images onto some well known original posters. One Pajibette known as Replica, did a shit load of work on the posters did an  fabulous job. What everybody didn't know was that Rep and I were cooking up something special to end the night off right.

BEHOLD! A TRIBUTE TO JESSE SPANO!

Sleep tight motherfuckers.

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